Mr. Kraft, Boston's Most Famous Sneakerhead, Goes Shopping At Bodega To Reveal His New Air Forces

My favorite owner in sports shopping at my favorite store in the world? Worlds are colliding!

Highlights:

Mr. Kraft calling a dude “sweetheart” and then saying, “you don’t have to call me Mr. Kraft… call me RKK.” I’m definitely doing that when I’m older. Don’t call me formal shit just because I have gray hair, use my sweet nickname.

Kraft acknowledging the whoopshie high five with Wahlberg.

Mayo calling Kraft “lower right hand corner.” That’s as awesome a nickname as you can have. Lower right hand corner is 1000x better than “boss.”

Ever think about sneakerheads being the glue that holds this country together? The medium people use to connect to one another? Bam, now you have because Kraft just put that idea in your head. Winning Super Bowls and connecting people from all walks of life, that’s what Kraft does.

Love how Kraft goes untied. Too busy making money and dominating life to waste time bending down to tie his shoes.

Kinda sad news: Kraft announces Pat Patriot isn’t ever coming back because they’ve won 4 Super Bowls with the Flying Elvis. Hard to argue with that logic.

Ty Law calling Kraft during contract negotiations and saying “Mr. Kraft, tell Belichick I’m Ty fucking Law and this is what I want.” is laugh out loud funny.

You know you’re a fucking king when you have “Super Bowl after party shoes”

“I love the league. I love everything they do.” TAKE IT BACK, ROBERT. TAKE IT BACK.

Checking out with Westbrooks, OVO 10s, and Bred 1s is a lower right hand move.